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glitchframe2015-09-25 08:15 pm
iamtetsuo) wrote in glitchframe2015-09-25 08:15 pm
Stuck In An Elevator Meme
Suddenly, the elevator... stops. You have to deal with whoever's in that elevator for however long it takes for someone to come rescue you or to figure out how to get out. Maybe you'll be there forever.
And no, the elevator can't be destroyed. If you look closely, the new safety rating clearly states it's made out of a plotnium-titanium alloy and rated to survive a small apocalypse.
Need further prompts? RNG or specify-
1. Normal Elevator.
Self-explanatory! It's just one of those days. You're trying to move a ridiculous amount of floors and then the elevator just stops moving. Completely.
2. Space Elevator.
That's right, they've got a geosynchronous tether outside of the Earth's atmosphere and are using it to cheaply ferry things to space. Did you want to get stuck at partial gravity with ground far, far below you? Did you? I bet you did. What will you do?
3. Uh.. you okay there...?
If you choose this option, your character was bitten by something. Who knows what? Could be a snake. Could be a zombie. Could be the other person in the elevator.
4. What's Happening Out There?
All power is out. The elevator is pitch black. There's no sound from the speaker no matter how many times you try to press the 'call' button. Is anyone even alive out there? Hello?
5. Experiment Group A
The elevator stops, and a weird hissing sound can be heard through the vents. Something's being pumped in here, but what?
1: Helium
2: Truth Gas
3: Make Your Own (or it's just the ventilation)
4: Suddenly, you can't hear anything. Figure out another way to communicate.
5: SNAKES?!
6: MORTAL KOMBAT
Not long after the elevator has already started moving, it screeches to a halt. The speaker crackles with static, and then a muffled, computerized voice speaks up. "Multiple occupants detected in the elevator. Please remove one in order to continue." But... the doors are already closed, and show no evidence of opening again. Do you follow through with this order? Try to escape some other way?
7: Party!
Streamers fall from the ceiling, the lighting dims, and disco lights pan across the floor. There's no explanation provided for what's happening, but if you look closely at the inspection notice, it clearly states "Elevator powered by sufficient partying levels." There is no explanation on what 'sufficient partying levels' means, but clearly you haven't reached them.
8: STOP MOVING
The ride never ends. It just keeps going. And going. Where is it taking you? Are you even in the building anymore?! And... wait, is it going sideways now?
9: Teleporting Elevator
Hey, there's this awesome new technology that simply teleports you to wherever you want to go! You decide to try it. It hums, powering up. There's a strange static taste to the air, a sudden pull, and then.. nothing. Not only does the elevator appear to be stuck, it could be stuck anywhere. It could even be stuck in a space between reality and theoretical existence, wherever it is it goes when it's in mid-transit.
...is there a help line for this? Do you dare open the doors to find out if you made it, or are going to doom you and the other person there?
10: Wildcard
Choose your own adventure!
And no, the elevator can't be destroyed. If you look closely, the new safety rating clearly states it's made out of a plotnium-titanium alloy and rated to survive a small apocalypse.
Need further prompts? RNG or specify-
1. Normal Elevator.
Self-explanatory! It's just one of those days. You're trying to move a ridiculous amount of floors and then the elevator just stops moving. Completely.
2. Space Elevator.
That's right, they've got a geosynchronous tether outside of the Earth's atmosphere and are using it to cheaply ferry things to space. Did you want to get stuck at partial gravity with ground far, far below you? Did you? I bet you did. What will you do?
3. Uh.. you okay there...?
If you choose this option, your character was bitten by something. Who knows what? Could be a snake. Could be a zombie. Could be the other person in the elevator.
4. What's Happening Out There?
All power is out. The elevator is pitch black. There's no sound from the speaker no matter how many times you try to press the 'call' button. Is anyone even alive out there? Hello?
5. Experiment Group A
The elevator stops, and a weird hissing sound can be heard through the vents. Something's being pumped in here, but what?
1: Helium
2: Truth Gas
3: Make Your Own (or it's just the ventilation)
4: Suddenly, you can't hear anything. Figure out another way to communicate.
5: SNAKES?!
6: MORTAL KOMBAT
Not long after the elevator has already started moving, it screeches to a halt. The speaker crackles with static, and then a muffled, computerized voice speaks up. "Multiple occupants detected in the elevator. Please remove one in order to continue." But... the doors are already closed, and show no evidence of opening again. Do you follow through with this order? Try to escape some other way?
7: Party!
Streamers fall from the ceiling, the lighting dims, and disco lights pan across the floor. There's no explanation provided for what's happening, but if you look closely at the inspection notice, it clearly states "Elevator powered by sufficient partying levels." There is no explanation on what 'sufficient partying levels' means, but clearly you haven't reached them.
8: STOP MOVING
The ride never ends. It just keeps going. And going. Where is it taking you? Are you even in the building anymore?! And... wait, is it going sideways now?
9: Teleporting Elevator
Hey, there's this awesome new technology that simply teleports you to wherever you want to go! You decide to try it. It hums, powering up. There's a strange static taste to the air, a sudden pull, and then.. nothing. Not only does the elevator appear to be stuck, it could be stuck anywhere. It could even be stuck in a space between reality and theoretical existence, wherever it is it goes when it's in mid-transit.
...is there a help line for this? Do you dare open the doors to find out if you made it, or are going to doom you and the other person there?
10: Wildcard
Choose your own adventure!
she tried that, but she isn't allowed to watch Steven sleep anymore
[Hint: she is sure you're WRONG.
There is a small fweeee from one of the streamers. Do elevators give hints? Do the occupants take them? PROBABLY NOT]
well then stop doing anything
I SAID, shut UP! You can't even tell what a human looks like? Ever seen a mirror before?!
nevah, also KEYWORDS
I am perfectly aware of what a human LOOKS like, but goodness of course I wouldn't see one in a mirror
I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID
No I'm very sure it's you
SHUT UP
A rock!? You look like a damn girl! Think I'm gonna buy something that dumb?!
I'm so glad we had this conversation and you learned something
But as you can see by the gem placed in my forehead, I am not.
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Oh, this is funny. You just glued a rock to your head!
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I DID NOT GLUE a ROCK. TO MY FOREHEAD!
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...well no, but she does lift both her hands to her gem, which starts to glow as she summons her spear and points it at Tetsuo
WhAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT?
THIS IS NOT PARTYING.
What's that...? A spear?
[That'd be a spear. He's seen so many things, Pearl, that at this point, he's just gonna roll with it.]
Hah... Oi. What're you gonna do, huh? You ROCK-HEADED FREAK?!
THIS IS HARD PARTYING, LEVEL TEN [1/2]
[Pearl pulls her spear back, setting her feet into a perfectly balanced stance-]
[2/2]
THERE. The lighting was atrocious.
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But..
Then she has to go and do something completely random, and throw him off his concentration. The disco ball doesn't die quietly. It dies loudly, with an explosion of mirror shards.]
Wha-
That's it?!
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[BUT FIGHT]
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[Sorry, Tetsuo, she is yes seriously going to start picking up the pieces of the thing she just shattered]
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[DON'T YOU IGNORE HIM!!]
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I am so sorry
[Tetsuo slashes his hand downwards, using it as a focus point to attack the air in front of him. It sets off a violent shockwave in a line that tears mercilessly at anything near it; it'd rip a thick, jagged line through the elevator itself if the metal wasn't eerily impervious to any physical damage.
And Pearl is very, very close range.]
oh my god this is such the wrong icon
...and then her body disappears in a poof of white smoke.
The curved, white gem at the top of her forehead clatters to the ground, attached to nothing anymore.
SEE? THERE WASN'T ANY GLUE]
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Smirking.]
Just a rock, after all.